Lindsay Lohan’s 14-year-old little sis, Ali Lohan, accidentally auditioned for porn director Peter Davy recently. I’m sorry, but I just find this hilarious. From Stuff:

The singer - who is keen to follow in her older sibling’s footsteps by breaking into the acting industry - was followed by cameras for her reality show Living Lohan as she went to try out for a part in horror movie Trolls, but was unaware of the director’s porn connections…

Peter is most famous for directing erotic films including Voodoo Lust and Dreams in the Forbidden Zone.

Maybe this just reminds me of a funnier version of Zack and Miri Make a Porno (and I’m speculating that Kevin Smith’s cold streak will continue). Lindsay Lohan simultaneously gets in serious legal trouble and herself blacklisted in Hollywood. Also bankrupt, she desperately needs money for bail and legal fees. Since her entire family is also blacklisted from Hollywood, her little sister, Ali, has to stoop to appearing in a porn film to rescue her. OK, I’ve totally changed what really happened, but sometimes that’s how stories are born.

Yes, I have a sick sense of humor. I said it, and I feel better. Anyway, pay attention to the news, especially the quirky stuff. There are some great ideas out there that just need some tinkering.

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